Just a funny thought is all.
1. Has anyone ever really heard a toe ring or a diamond ring?
2. Have you ever seen a front porch swing?
3. Shouldn't it be teethpaste and not toothpaste?
4. Have you ever tasted door jam or toe jam?
5. Have you ever really seen butterfly or a horsefly?
6. What does lipstick to?
7. What does a hairdo?
8. Do slippers make you slip?
9. Have you ever seen a dust bunny?
10. Are you supposed to take a nap in a restroom?
11. What does Scoobydoo?
12. Have you ever seen your nose running?
13. What does a tree bark sound like?
14. How can you stop window pane?
15. A semi truck is semi what?
16. Bullshit...well we hope they do.
17. Can we actually feel like crap?
18. Is a horny-toad a nympho?
19. Isn't it funny that a woman's problems start with men...menapause, menstruation etc.?
20. Do we really hangover?
21. Is it a T.V. set or a set of T.V.s?
22. Can the eye of a needle wink?