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Funny sayings that make you go hhmm... 

Just a funny thought is all.
 
1.  Has anyone ever really heard a toe ring or a diamond ring?
 
2.  Have you ever seen a front porch swing?
 
3.  Shouldn't it be teethpaste and not toothpaste?
 
4.  Have you ever tasted door jam or toe jam?
 
5.  Have you ever really seen butterfly or a horsefly?
 
6.  What does lipstick to?
 
7.  What does a hairdo?
 
8.  Do slippers make you slip?
 
9.  Have you ever seen a dust bunny?
 
10.  Are you supposed to take a nap in a restroom?
 
11.  What does Scoobydoo?
 
12.  Have you ever seen your nose running?
 
13.  What does a tree bark sound like?
 
14.  How can you stop window pane?
 
15.  A semi truck is semi what?
 
16.  Bullshit...well we hope they do.
 
17.  Can we actually feel like crap?
 
18.  Is a horny-toad a nympho?
 
19.  Isn't it funny that a woman's problems start with men...menapause, menstruation etc.?
 
20.  Do we really hangover?
 
21.  Is it a T.V. set or a set of T.V.s?
 
22.  Can the eye of a needle wink? 

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